April 2011
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“Terry: No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of...”
– The Other Guys
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Watchivannabrojob:
dobbysnewshoes:
thelostslytherin:
ciggiesmokeinyourharddrive:
catelynisahorcrux:
misha-bawlins:
Awesome nature sounds generator.
You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more....
How to write good. →
chelletor:
-asthenia:
bleep-bloop:
Avoid alliteration. Always.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
Employ the vernacular.
Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
Contractions aren’t necessary.
Foreign words and phrases...
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tommy: *stares at me
me: “what’re YOU lookin at?”
tommy: “nothing muchhh”
me: :O
tommy: “WAIT NO—”
me: >:O
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“Thank you for showing me that there are still genuine people in the world :]”
– Krystle (she is the sweetest; I lubss HER.)
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“If you’re worried and you can’t sleep, just count your blessings instead of...”
– Bing Crosby via @ellens_gellin (via the-real-i-heart-quotes)
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That awkward moment when you try to kick in an...
chonostoff:
“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”
– Plato via @alicialondono (via the-real-i-heart-quotes)
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quality time with my mom(:
..watching an alcohol conduct episode of TheDrs., eating take-home el pollo loco, and arguing over whose department gets the worst patients. my day-brightener for today<3(:
